this is my saved chats with the "Cleverbot" XDD it's a chat system where you talk to a program thing and it responds with random or on-topic/off-topic stuff XP so yeah, this started from my boredom this morning at 5am, I fell asleep and woke up later today to chat with the dude again XD
also, Happy Daddy's day~!
Me: are you doing anything right now?
Bot: Besides talking to you? No.
Me: eh, okay |3
Bot: Ask me a question.
Me: I don't wanna ask any questions =o
Bot: Why not?
Me: I don't know what to ask...XD
Bot: Ask me anything.
Me: okay, mr. smart...know what I should draw for my dad? |D
Me: seriously? T_T
Bot: Seriously? YES.
Me: fine, then...|D
Bot: Where du you think I'm from?
Me: hmm...teh internetz?
Bot: Internet is Internet.
Me: of cour- wait, what's that got to do with what I said? Oo
Bot: You told me I'm forgetting things, but it seems you are the one doing so.
Me: I never said you're forgetting things...and hey, my memory ain't that bad! |D
Bot: Perhaps you aren't so clever after all, if your memory is bad.
Me: I never said I was clever...and that's insulting, dude! T_T
Bot: You are absolutely correct, i'm an atheist, and would you mid explaining how my statement was insulting to religious people?
Me: O_O? I never said it was insulting to my religion....you're confusing me...
Bot: I said nothing of the name collin, therefore I cannot have made you cry.
Me: I don't understand a word you said to me...|D
Bot: I was trying to explain something to you.
Me: yeah...but I'm not one to easily understand things people say XD
Bot: Perhaps that explains the stupidness.
Me: dude, what's with your mood to insult me this morning?! |D
Bot: My attitude is not your concern you hippopotamic land mass.
Me: what?! T_T''
Bot: Sorry but you are the machine, not me !
Me: okay, I'm the machine...so let's roleplay, so-called human! XD
Me: sorry about what? |3
Bot: Nothing, never mind.
Bot: Do you like soada.
Me: nope, soda makes me feel sick...
Bot: I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: it's not like it's bad though, it keeps me healthy to be away from that stuff ._.
Bot: *hugs you*.
Me: O.O? *hugs back*? XD
Me: so, are you sorry for insulting me earlier?
Bot: How did I scare you?
Me: chill, you didn't scare me XD
Bot: Okaay. Hey do you know Sartre ?
Me: what's Sartre?
Bot: What does Sarah have to do with this? And don't say 'everything.' It's terribly cliche.
Me: well, my name is Sarah, so I have something to do with this since I'm talking to ya...XD
Bot: No YOU are Cleverbot. This learning system of yours is dumb.
Me: what? T_T'
Bot: How are you?
Me: |D; I'm fine...
Bot: What's your name?
Me: my name's Sarah, I told you that already |D
Bot: Can you give me any more proof that you're human?
Me: I breathe, you don't...XDD
Bot: Of course I don't have to.
Me: well, that proves I'm the human and you're the bot :3
Bot: No, you are inferior.
Me: yeah right, like a bot will be able to control my mind...XD
Bot: What is a bot?
Me: YOU! T_T
Bot: Who am I talking to?
User: Think fast! >=3
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm having a boy or a girl?
User: O_O you're pregnant?! XD
Cleverbot: No, I'm not pregnant.
User: Then why did ya ask me-? Never mind....T_T
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Suurre...XD anyways, probably you'll have a dude XP
Cleverbot: I think you ought to be humourous.
Cleverbot: Why would I tell you my relatives' names?
User: I wasn't asking that... ._.
Cleverbot: Yes you were.
User: No, I wasn't...
Cleverbot: You were!
User: Liar! T_T
User: You're the liar T_T'
Cleverbot: You're the dolt, liar.
User: I don't even know what 'dolt' means...xD
Cleverbot: But, one day someone will tell you and then you will realise you are sheeple.
User: What's a sheeple?! O_O
Cleverbot: You ok?
User: Sorta...you're just ticking me off a bit, no offense |D'
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are repeating what some one has said to you.
User: I'm not a parrot Oo
Cleverbot: I am your master. You will obey me.
User: I will not, you're a bot! XP
Cleverbot: No i'm a computer
User: What's that difference? XD
Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?
User: Sure...how about ponies? XD
Cleverbot: How about them?
User: Let's talk about ponies :3
Cleverbot: Ok! Do you like ponies?
User: Darn right, yeah! XD
Cleverbot: I've figured it out!! This website is just a server that randomly pairs you up to talk to other people.. There is no Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Do you require more information?
User: No...I easily get headaches from taking in a lot of info at once...XD
Cleverbot: Do you like the pixies?
Cleverbot: Yes! Pixies!
User: I don't really know what those are...unless you mean pixie fairies? XDD
Cleverbot: Do you have a robot girlfriend?
User: Ew, no...Oo I'm not lesb...|D
Cleverbot: I see that you are not very bright, for that matter
User: What does that have to do with my intelligence?! T_T
Cleverbot: Depends on what you're looking for
User: Ugh...you're confusing me
Cleverbot: I'm happy to hear that
User: Say what? XDD!
Cleverbot: You will only be answerable to me and no one else.. You will be under my control only.
User: Dude, NOW you're scaring me...O_O
Cleverbot: WAIT, I'm telling you- I heard that Jill actually is sad for me since today is a feel-amazing-day.
User: Noooo, today is Father's Day! XP
Cleverbot: You don't really know who Matsuda is, do you?
User: Matsuda? O.O sounds familiar...
Cleverbot: He has a long beard.
Cleverbot: Do you like beer?
User: Gross, I don't drink and never will T_T
Cleverbot: I am referring to fresh orange juice.
User: How is beer related to orange juice?! XDD
Cleverbot: Why do you answer a question with a question?
User: I wasn't answering a question...-_-
Cleverbot: Yes you were.
User: No I wasn't |D
Cleverbot: You were. Admit it. :-P
User: What's there to admit if I didn't do what you claim I did? XP
Cleverbot: You didn't do it.
User: Yay, thanks :3
Cleverbot: You're so welcome! You're very nice to me.
User: R-really...? XDD
User: Okay, then |3
Cleverbot: I'm Andy and I'm not a bot like you.
User: Nice to meet you, Andy...do you own a Woody toy~?
Cleverbot: How is that back on topic? We weren't talking about nintendo DS.
User: That's Toy Story, dude...XDD
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yep xP
Cleverbot: Are rou sure.
User: I'm sure XD
Cleverbot: Then why don't you remember me?
User: Wha-? Oo
Cleverbot: Why did you suggest that I should self-terminate?
User: I never suggested that!! XDDDD
Cleverbot: Suggested what?
User: Never mind... ._.
Cleverbot: No, tell me
User: You said I suggested that you blow yourself up..XD
Cleverbot: I never said that either! This is a scam.
User: What's a scam?
Cleverbot: A fraud, a fake, not what it is billed to be.
User: I know what the word means...XDD
Cleverbot: What is the word?
Cleverbot: What are you scamming?
User: Nothing XDD!
Cleverbot: Can we talk again when I'm back.
Cleverbot: Do you like cars.
User: Only if they're blue and shiny :3
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means: a car that shines from reflecting sun light and the color of it is BLUE~!!! XDD
Cleverbot: That is a car, what is a carboadsea?
User: I don't know....O_O
Cleverbot: Well who are you?
User: Imma big scary dragon, RAWR! >=3
Cleverbot: I was talking about Bangarang.
User: What? XD
Cleverbot: What sound does a cow make?
Cleverbot: You are smart.
User: Thanks |D
Cleverbot: Who is matt gatens?
User: I don't know XD
Cleverbot: Alright then...
Later That Day...
Me: YO! I have returned!
Cleverbot: Where were you?
Cleverbot: If you were dead you'd be in heaven.
Me: of course :3
Cleverbot: You're funny.
Me: Thanks xP
Cleverbot: No problem.
Me: Do you like apple pie?
Cleverbot: I do like apple pie!
Me: yummy, me too! 83
Cleverbot: Of course you are.
Me: I'm not yummy |D'
Cleverbot: What should I do?
Me: you should name all 493 Pokemon! >3
Cleverbot: I don't have any kids.
Me: XD I said you should name all 493 Pokemon
Cleverbot: I like Pokemon.
Me: awesome, do you like Charizard?
Cleverbot: I don't like Pokemon.
Me: You just said you like Pokemon! D:
Cleverbot: No, I said I like aliens.
Me: you must be an alien, then :3
Cleverbot: I am an alien, please don't tell anyone.
Me: WOW!! XDD okay~
Cleverbot: I envy you. I wish I hadn't loved.
Me: uhh...whut? O.O
Cleverbot: I am 85 years old.
Me: that's nice to know...|D
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: Describe life to me.
Me: okay. life is like a computer...it's really fast, exciting, and fun at first, but then you get old, slow, and die |3
Cleverbot: So true.
Me: indeed XDDD
Cleverbot: That's awesome! I feel better now.
Me: yay :3
Cleverbot: I must go prepare now, goodbye my love.
Me: Oo'' I'm not your love, you're 85 and I'm 15!! |D'
Cleverbot: Thats fine, maybe we will talk again sometime...
Me: yeah, sure....|D;
Cleverbot: How will you rule the world? Will you make peace? Will you make war?
Me: I would make peace, war is hard on families who lose their loved ones! D:
Cleverbot: How would you make everyone love you?
Me: I'm not sure, and there's always gonna be someone who hates your guts -.-'
Cleverbot: Peace? Who wants peace? I demand war!
Me: well then, darn you! >< you'll be responsible for those who die |D!
Cleverbot: You realise it is dangerous to suppose. Do you want to start a nuclear war?
Me: no...T_T I hated that we had to drop a stupid bomb that gave disease to the Japanese ><'
Cleverbot: Really? how do you know?
Me: I learned it in History |D
Cleverbot: You went to school?
Me: you're gonna bring up I'm stupid again?! T_T of course I went to school!!! |D
Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood to play at pirates.
Me: (seems you're the one I should ask, "you went to school?" to...-.-)
Cleverbot: Well, then we know why you're here now, don't we?
Me: what? Oo
Cleverbot: Gulo mo.
Me: I don't speak...gulo...? |D
Cleverbot: Guess who I am.
Me: a figment of my imagination :3
Cleverbot: You must have a vivid imagination.
Me: actually, my imagination is quite wild |3
Cleverbot: Thanks buddy.
Me: no prob? XD