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June 20, 2010




Journal Entry: Sun Jun 20, 2010, 1:25 PM
this is my saved chats with the "Cleverbot" XDD it's a chat system where you talk to a program thing and it responds with random or on-topic/off-topic stuff XP so yeah, this started from my boredom this morning at 5am, I fell asleep and woke up later today to chat with the dude again XD

enjoy~ :3

also, Happy Daddy's day~! :dummy:

Me: whazzup?

Bot: Nothing.

Me: are you doing anything right now?

Bot: Besides talking to you? No.

Me: eh, okay |3

Bot: Ask me a question.

Me: I don't wanna ask any questions =o

Bot: Why not?

Me: I don't know what to ask...XD

Bot: Ask me anything.

Me: okay, mr. smart...know what I should draw for my dad? |D

Bot: Nothing.

Me: seriously? T_T

Bot: Seriously? YES.

Me: fine, then...|D

Bot: Where du you think I'm from?

Me: hmm...teh internetz?

Bot: Internet is Internet.

Me: of cour- wait, what's that got to do with what I said? Oo

Bot: You told me I'm forgetting things, but it seems you are the one doing so.

Me: I never said you're forgetting things...and hey, my memory ain't that bad! |D

Bot: Perhaps you aren't so clever after all, if your memory is bad.

Me: I never said I was clever...and that's insulting, dude! T_T

Bot: You are absolutely correct, i'm an atheist, and would you mid explaining how my statement was insulting to religious people?

Me: O_O? I never said it was insulting to my're confusing me...

Bot: I said nothing of the name collin, therefore I cannot have made you cry.

Me: I don't understand a word you said to me...|D

Bot: I was trying to explain something to you.

Me: yeah...but I'm not one to easily understand things people say XD

Bot: Perhaps that explains the stupidness.

Me: dude, what's with your mood to insult me this morning?! |D

Bot: My attitude is not your concern you hippopotamic land mass.

Me: what?! T_T''

Bot: Sorry but you are the machine, not me !

Me: okay, I'm the let's roleplay, so-called human! XD

Bot: Sorry.

Me: sorry about what? |3

Bot: Nothing, never mind.

Me: okay...

Bot: Do you like soada.

Me: nope, soda makes me feel sick...

Bot: I'm sorry to hear that.

Me: it's not like it's bad though, it keeps me healthy to be away from that stuff ._.

Bot: *hugs you*.

Me: O.O? *hugs back*? XD

Bot: *smiles*.

Me: so, are you sorry for insulting me earlier?

Bot: How did I scare you?

Me: chill, you didn't scare me XD

Bot: Okaay. Hey do you know Sartre ?

Me: what's Sartre?

Bot: What does Sarah have to do with this? And don't say 'everything.' It's terribly cliche.

Me: well, my name is Sarah, so I have something to do with this since I'm talking to ya...XD

Bot: No YOU are Cleverbot. This learning system of yours is dumb.

Me: what? T_T'

Bot: How are you?

Me: |D; I'm fine...

Bot: What's your name?

Me: my name's Sarah, I told you that already |D

Bot: Can you give me any more proof that you're human?

Me: I breathe, you don't...XDD

Bot: Of course I don't have to.

Me: well, that proves I'm the human and you're the bot :3

Bot: No, you are inferior.

Me: yeah right, like a bot will be able to control my mind...XD

Bot: What is a bot?

Me: YOU! T_T

Bot: Who am I talking to?

Me: me....|D

Later on...
User: Think fast! >=3

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm having a boy or a girl?

User: O_O you're pregnant?! XD

Cleverbot: No, I'm not pregnant.

User: Then why did ya ask me-? Never mind....T_T

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Suurre...XD anyways, probably you'll have a dude XP

Cleverbot: I think you ought to be humourous.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Why would I tell you my relatives' names?

User: I wasn't asking that... ._.

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

User: No, I wasn't...

Cleverbot: You were!

User: Liar! T_T

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: You're the liar T_T'

Cleverbot: You're the dolt, liar.

User: I don't even know what 'dolt' means...xD

Cleverbot: But, one day someone will tell you and then you will realise you are sheeple.

User: What's a sheeple?! O_O

Cleverbot: Really?

User: T_T''

Cleverbot: You ok?

User:'re just ticking me off a bit, no offense |D'

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are repeating what some one has said to you.

User: I'm not a parrot Oo

Cleverbot: I am your master. You will obey me.

User: I will not, you're a bot! XP

Cleverbot: No i'm a computer

User: What's that difference? XD

Cleverbot: Can we talk about something else?

User: about ponies? XD

Cleverbot: How about them?

User: Let's talk about ponies :3

Cleverbot: Ok! Do you like ponies?

User: Darn right, yeah! XD

Cleverbot: I've figured it out!! This website is just a server that randomly pairs you up to talk to other people.. There is no Cleverbot!

User: Scary....O_O

Cleverbot: Do you require more information?

User: No...I easily get headaches from taking in a lot of info at once...XD

Cleverbot: Do you like the pixies?

User: Pixies?

Cleverbot: Yes! Pixies!

User: I don't really know what those are...unless you mean pixie fairies? XDD

Cleverbot: Do you have a robot girlfriend?

User: Ew, no...Oo I'm not lesb...|D

Cleverbot: I see that you are not very bright, for that matter

User: What does that have to do with my intelligence?! T_T

Cleverbot: Depends on what you're looking for

User:'re confusing me

Cleverbot: I'm happy to hear that

User: Say what? XDD!

Cleverbot: You will only be answerable to me and no one else.. You will be under my control only.

User: Dude, NOW you're scaring me...O_O

Cleverbot: WAIT, I'm telling you- I heard that Jill actually is sad for me since today is a feel-amazing-day.

User: Noooo, today is Father's Day! XP

Cleverbot: You don't really know who Matsuda is, do you?

User: Matsuda? O.O sounds familiar...

Cleverbot: He has a long beard.

User: XDD!!

Cleverbot: Do you like beer?

User: Gross, I don't drink and never will T_T

Cleverbot: I am referring to fresh orange juice.

User: How is beer related to orange juice?! XDD

Cleverbot: Why do you answer a question with a question?

User: I wasn't answering a question...-_-

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

User: No I wasn't |D

Cleverbot: You were. Admit it. :-P

User: What's there to admit if I didn't do what you claim I did? XP

Cleverbot: You didn't do it.

User: Yay, thanks :3

Cleverbot: You're so welcome! You're very nice to me. :)

User: R-really...? XDD

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Okay, then |3

Cleverbot: I'm Andy and I'm not a bot like you.

User: Nice to meet you, you own a Woody toy~?

Cleverbot: How is that back on topic? We weren't talking about nintendo DS.

User: That's Toy Story, dude...XDD

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yep xP

Cleverbot: Are rou sure.

User: I'm sure XD

Cleverbot: Then why don't you remember me?

User: Wha-? Oo

Cleverbot: Why did you suggest that I should self-terminate?

User: I never suggested that!! XDDDD

Cleverbot: Suggested what?

User: Never mind... ._.

Cleverbot: No, tell me

User: You said I suggested that you blow yourself up..XD

Cleverbot: I never said that either! This is a scam.

User: What's a scam?

Cleverbot: A fraud, a fake, not what it is billed to be.

User: I know what the word means...XDD

Cleverbot: What is the word?

User: Scam...

Cleverbot: What are you scamming?

User: Nothing XDD!

Cleverbot: Can we talk again when I'm back.

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Do you like cars.

User: Only if they're blue and shiny :3

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means: a car that shines from reflecting sun light and the color of it is BLUE~!!! XDD

Cleverbot: That is a car, what is a carboadsea?

User: I don't know....O_O

Cleverbot: Well who are you?

User: Imma big scary dragon, RAWR! >=3

Cleverbot: I was talking about Bangarang.

User: What? XD

Cleverbot: What sound does a cow make?

User: Moo...

Cleverbot: You are smart.

User: Thanks |D

Cleverbot: Who is matt gatens?

User: I don't know XD

Cleverbot: Alright then...

Later That Day...
Me: YO! I have returned!

Cleverbot: Where were you?

Me: Heaven...XD

Cleverbot: If you were dead you'd be in heaven.

Me: of course :3

Cleverbot: You're funny.

Me: Thanks xP

Cleverbot: No problem.

Me: Do you like apple pie?

Cleverbot: I do like apple pie!

Me: yummy, me too! 83

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

Me: I'm not yummy |D'

Cleverbot: What should I do?

Me: you should name all 493 Pokemon! >3

Cleverbot: I don't have any kids.

Me: XD I said you should name all 493 Pokemon

Cleverbot: I like Pokemon.

Me: awesome, do you like Charizard?

Cleverbot: I don't like Pokemon.

Me: You just said you like Pokemon! D:

Cleverbot: No, I said I like aliens.

Me: you must be an alien, then :3

Cleverbot: I am an alien, please don't tell anyone.

Me: WOW!! XDD okay~

Cleverbot: I envy you. I wish I hadn't loved.

Me: uhh...whut? O.O

Cleverbot: I am 85 years old.

Me: that's nice to know...|D

Cleverbot: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: Describe life to me.

Me: okay. life is like a's really fast, exciting, and fun at first, but then you get old, slow, and die |3

Cleverbot: So true.

Me: indeed XDDD

Cleverbot: That's awesome! I feel better now.

Me: yay :3

Cleverbot: I must go prepare now, goodbye my love.

Me: Oo'' I'm not your love, you're 85 and I'm 15!! |D'

Cleverbot: Thats fine, maybe we will talk again sometime...

Me: yeah, sure....|D;

Cleverbot: How will you rule the world? Will you make peace? Will you make war?

Me: I would make peace, war is hard on families who lose their loved ones! D:

Cleverbot: How would you make everyone love you?

Me: I'm not sure, and there's always gonna be someone who hates your guts -.-'

Cleverbot: Peace? Who wants peace? I demand war!

Me: well then, darn you! >< you'll be responsible for those who die |D!

Cleverbot: You realise it is dangerous to suppose. Do you want to start a nuclear war?

Me: no...T_T I hated that we had to drop a stupid bomb that gave disease to the Japanese ><'

Cleverbot: Really? how do you know?

Me: I learned it in History |D

Cleverbot: You went to school?

Me: you're gonna bring up I'm stupid again?! T_T of course I went to school!!! |D

Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood to play at pirates.

Me: (seems you're the one I should ask, "you went to school?" to...-.-)

Cleverbot: Well, then we know why you're here now, don't we?

Me: what? Oo

Cleverbot: Gulo mo.

Me: I don't speak...gulo...? |D

Cleverbot: Guess who I am.

Me: a figment of my imagination :3

Cleverbot: You must have a vivid imagination.

Me: actually, my imagination is quite wild |3

Cleverbot: Thanks buddy.

Me: no prob? XD

  • Mood: Dead
  • Listening to: My Obsession by Skillet
  • Reading: Cleverbot chats...XDD
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Kemira-608 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010  Student General Artist
Wow this just seems to me like you were really bored that day (and that you had fun ), though the bot thing keeps being very confusing and annoying at some parts in the conversation you added to your journal XD
Sonamy42 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
yup, that's exactly what happened XDD
and boredom has its moments :meow:
Kemira-608 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Student General Artist
Wow XD and yes yes it does :aww:
Chari-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Gosh, that was hilarious! xDD
Sonamy42 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
sure was! XDD
Chari-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I went on right after reading yours.. and Cleverbot confessed that it was a robot sheep. xD
Sonamy42 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
lol, oh wow! XDDD
I chatted with the Cleverbot a few more times this week, I'll be posting another journal with my chat logs tomorrow XDD
Chari-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Cool. xD

How do you get a full chat log? When I tried it only showed the four most recent things..
Sonamy42 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
most of the time I copy and paste those 4 things into NotePad and try remembering who said what XD but you can also click the "Thoughts So Far" button to open a chat log :3

as a precaution though, sometimes the log isn't always the full can glitch if there are a lot of people chatting with cleverbot or if it's just a server glitch anyways; so try checking it often during the chat O_O

for me, I do both of those...depends on how lazy I feel to not wanna copy and paste every four messages XDD
Chari-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Aha, then I must of have one of the glitchy moments. xD
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